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disunting dari wikipedia

Namun ada juga sineas muda kita yang membuat film yang lain dari yang lain,yaitu Ayat-Ayat Cinta yang bertemakan

I would give you everything
There’s nothing in this world
I wouldn’t do
To ensure your happiness
I’ll cherish every part of you
Cause without you beside me
I can’t survive
I don’t want to try
If you’re keeping me warm
Each and every night
I’ll be alright
Because I need you in my life

Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life
I’m overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I’m so thankful
I found you

See I was so desolate
Before you came to me
Looking back I guess
It shows that we were
Destined to shine
After the rain
To appreciate
The gift of what we have
And I’d go through it all over again
To be able to feel this way

Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life
I’m overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I’m so thankful
I found you

I’m overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby
I’m so thankful
I found you

One day Visu received a visit from an old priest, who said to him: “Honorable woodsman, I am afraid you never pray.”

Visu replied: “If you had a wife and a large family to keep, you would never have time to pray.”

This remark made the priest angry, and the old man gave the woodcutter a vivid description of the horror of being reborn as a toad, or a mouse, or an insect for millions of years. Such lurid details were not to Visu’s liking, and he accordingly promised the priest that in future he would pray.

“Work and pray,” said the priest as he took his departure.

Unfortunately Visu did nothing but pray. He prayed all day long and refused to do any work, so that his rice crops withered and his wife and family starved. Visu’s wife, who had hitherto never said a harsh or bitter word to her husband, now became extremely angry, and, pointing to the poor thin bodies of her children, she exclaimed: “Rise, Visu, take up your ax and do something more helpful to us all than the mere mumbling of prayers!”

Visu was so utterly amazed at what his wife had said that it was some time before he could think of a fitting reply. When he did so his words came hot and strong to the ears of his poor, much-wronged wife.

“Woman,” said he, “the Gods come first. You are an impertinent creature to speak to me so, and I will have nothing more to do with you!” Visu snatched up his ax and, without looking round to say farewell, he left the hut, strode out of the wood, and climbed up Fujiyama, where a mist hid him from sight.

When Visu had seated himself upon the mountain he heard a soft rustling sound, and immediately afterward saw a fox dart into a thicket. Now Visu deemed it extremely lucky to see a fox, and, forgetting his prayers, he sprang up, and ran hither and thither in the hope of again finding this sharp-nosed little creature.

He was about to give up the chase when, coming to an open space in a wood, he saw two ladies sitting down by a brook playing go. The woodsman was so completely fascinated that he could do nothing but sit down and watch them. There was no sound except the soft click of pieces on the board and the song of the running brook. The ladies took no notice of Visu, for they seemed to be playing a strange game that had no end, a game that entirely absorbed their attention. Visu could not keep his eyes off these fair women. He watched their long black hair and the little quick hands that shot out now and again from their big silk sleeves in order to move the pieces.

After he had been sitting there for three hundred years, though to him it was but a summer’s afternoon, he saw that one of the players had made a false move. “Wrong, most lovely lady!” he exclaimed excitedly. In a moment these women turned into foxes and ran away.

When Visu attempted to pursue them he found to his horror that his limbs were terribly stiff, that his hair was very long, and that his beard touched the ground. He discovered, moreover, that the handle of his ax, though made of the hardest wood, had crumbled away into a little heap of dust.

After many painful efforts Visu was able to stand on his feet and proceed very slowly toward his little home. When he reached the spot he was surprised to see no hut, and, perceiving a very old woman, he said: “Good lady, I am amazed to find that my little home has disappeared. I went away this afternoon, and now in the evening it has vanished!”

The old woman, who believed that a madman was addressing her, inquired his name. When she was told, she exclaimed: “Bah! You must indeed be mad! Visu lived three hundred years ago! He went away one day, and he never came back again.”

“Three hundred years!” murmured Visu. “It cannot be possible. Where are my dear wife and children?”

“Buried!” hissed the old woman, “and, if what you say is true, you children’s children too. The Gods have prolonged your miserable life in punishment for having neglected your wife and little children.”

Big tears ran down Visu’s withered cheeks as he said in a husky voice: “I have lost my manhood. I have prayed when my dear ones starved and needed the labor of my once strong hands. Old woman, remember my last words: “If you pray, work too!”

We do not know how long the poor but repentant Visu lived after he returned from his strange adventures. His white spirit is still said to haunt Fujiyama when the moon shines brightly.

Anda penggemar video yang di rekam lewat handphone? Itu yang sering kali berformat .3gp. banyak diantar file video.3p terasa sepecial, karena video video mesum hp itu, kebanyakan merupakan koleksi pribadi seseorang lewat hanphonenya.

Kabar bagusnya dengan cara ini di mungkinkan anda dapat mengintip dan mendapatkan ribuan koleksi video berformat 3gp milik orang lain di seluruh dunia. Atau sekedar video anak sma yang lagi beradekan mesra juga tidak di larang, he..he maaf kalo saya posting in soalnya lagi iseng aja. [sumber situs ini].

Moral Cerita:

Semoga dengan ini di harapkan jangan pernah telanjang di depan kamera, bisa jadi file yang anda simpan di hanphone bisa di upload seseorang ke internet, saat hanphone anda dijual atau di servis, tuch kan bahaya!, karena bisa di lihat orang seluruh dunia. Inilah dampak negatif dari perkembangan technologi, dimana privasi tidak lagi menjadi misteri bahkan seringkali tidak di hargai, so watch out!

Pesan saya gunakan hanphone anda sebaik mungkin, bisa untuk telpon , sms, berbisnis (konek pakai gprs atau cdma), chatting, atau buat koleksi foto seperti mas Jimmy.

Cara mencari file.3gp ketikkan perintah di bawah ini lewat kotak pencarian google [ bisa lewat kotak google dibawah]:

Membuka directori file 3gp:

-inurl:htm -inurl:html -inurl:asp intitle:”index of” 3gp

Mencari file 3gp secara lebih specifik:

filetype:3gp inurl:3gp

Dengan sedikit menambahkan perintah tambhana anda bisa menemukan file yang lebih khusus lagi sesuai idaman anda.

Sebagai contoh, Anda ingin mencari video 3gp yang berhubungan dengan lagu dangdut. Silahkan ketik perintah berikut, jadi monggo di ganti kata terakhir (dangdut) dengan kata kunci yang anda inginkan. Biar bisa dengerin lagu sambil lihat goyangan para artis di situs penggoyang yang lagi sibuk membicarakan dewi persik dan intan nuraini ini.

filetype:3gp inurl:3gp dangdut

Jika anda kesulitan menginggat perintah- perintah diatas, silahkan datang lagi ke blog ini, atau bookmark halaman blog ini , dan silahkan kunjungi kapanpun anda inginkan. Ada cara lain?

Hal ini menjadikan ayahku menantuku dan mengubah hidupku. Anakku
menjadi ibuku, sebab dia adalah istri ayahku. Menambah keruwetan
hidupku, meskipun membuatku senang, Aku segera menjadi ayah dari
seorang bayi yang tenang

Bayiku kemudian menjadi saudara tiri ayah, jadi dia adalah pamanku,
meskipun kelihatannya payah. Karena dia adalah pamanku, maka dia juga
saudara laki-laki, dari anak perempuan janda, yang mana bagiku dia ibu
tiri.

Istri ayahku kemudian mempunyai anak, menjadikan bertambah lucu, Yang
kemudian jadi cucuku, karena dia anak dari anak tiriku.

Istriku sekarang adalah ibu dari ibu tiriku, sebab meskipun dia adalah
istriku, dia juga adalah nenekku. Jika istriku adalah nenekku, maka
aku adalah cucunya. Dan setiap memikirkannya, aku jadi tambah gila.
Karena sekarang aku menjadi kasus teraneh yang pernah terjadi, sebab
sebagai suami nenekku, aku juga menjadi kakekku sendiri.

hooofffff….

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